Dude, is "Shell of choice" seriously a "Devious Information" question? Hahaha. Snail shells are insnaily awesome. You can stick vegemeat in there and call say it's es cargot (however you spell that). So yup, you da quack, but you've been a lazy one lately. Where are the products of your ingestion? Err... you know, soul food. I swear I'm not trying to call all your work crap or anything... uh...yeah, you know what I mean.
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-thus demandeth the demanding one, Spiffers